February 11th to February 16th:

This Valentine's Day I decided to gift my wife, the best gift a samiyar / husband can give, let me give you the sequence of events.

"Ah, ah… no peeping… keep your eyes closed" he says

She could not hold her excitement "Common, tell me what gift!  At least give me a hint" She pleads

“Hmm… it’s a reciprocation of your love, a plate of affection that you’ve treated me all these days with. Its time I give back the love you gave me”

"Alright, show me right away" 

He removes the cloth from her eyes, she gleefully opens her packed gift and goes RED.

UPMA… the sweet romantic revenge a husband could get  J . Suggest you all to follow the same, for me it worked well and I have been happily eating in hotels since Valentine's Day.

Priya Priya O Priya:

Have you seen Modi gushing with shyness? Vijaykanth rolling his eyes in love (apart from saving India from Bakistan theevaravathi)? It all happened thanks to Priya warrier; the internet queen who defeated Pornstar Sunny leone. Not in a WWE match, but most searched person in Google. Her expressions combined together in 20 seconds was better than that of Tammannah, Katrina Kaif, and all other leading actress who have been trying their hand in acting for a decade.

Scientists for Clerical jobs:

Its not just the land that has gone dry with water scarcity, the private sector does not seem to offer enough jobs for the youth. For the job opening of typists, VAO and stenographers a whopping 992 PhD holders have applied, let's not even wonder how many engineers would have applied; after all Engineers float like the plastic in the ocean, unable to recycle, useful but in surplus. So the minimum qualification is Class X but almost 19 lakh candidates have applied for the vacancy of 9500. It's like for 1 vote, 10 parties are trying to put 100 Kallai Votu. If you are in a job already, thank the stars; If not time to enroll for PhD.

Ho Gaya Ho Gaya, PNB ho gaya:

Last year I wanted to withdraw oru aiyaram Rubai (1000rs) for buying son's diaper (he's been pooping all over me), so I stood in ATM queues along with middle aged polambifying uncle, that maami who comes last minute to queue and asks please please, constantly yelling salesman and so it happened after 1 hour. For this pozhapu the monetized Government makes me run here and there, but now Mr. Modi, aiyo Nirav Modi pa… simply because he is bbowwerpul, uses the small glacier size loophole in system and flies to onsite pocketing meagre 11k crore. Ada he is Anti Indian, vidunga vidunga.    

Love for Cauvery:

If Cauvery were to be a girl in real life, it will make way for a perfect triangular love story. The Cauvery tribunal is governed by high court, Supreme Court, waist coat and what not. Instead of looking to fulfil the irrigation needs, it has been made a political issue. Kudikave thani ila, then how are Coke & Pepsi taking h2o from our lands? Ithelam keta they will say I am aunty oda Indian, I will shift myself to Karnataka soon; ada not for water, my guru Nithyananda has plenty of thanni, chi Kanni .     

Kollywood Wrap:

Only two more movies, after that I will dive into Mud,I mean Arasiyal said World Nayagan. Now he was the last known actor with sense in movie making and solid acting, Kollywood has to look out new talent to replace him. But our heroes are busy with punch dialogues and marana mass, so will have to wait to see who has the guts to do liplock like Kamal. This week GV Prakash fans and Jyothika fans get into Neeya Naana kind debate discussing who Bala will get to Potuthalify in climax, probably not the producer though.

Until an eventful next week, enjoy with your valentine!