Quote of the week:

“En kita ketu iruntha, Venkat Prabu kita soli 5kg Biryani vangi kuduthu irupene, enda ipadi panringa” – Daddy & Son Stalin

Choksi to play IPL :

Multi Million fraud fellow and Mallya follower Mehul Choksi is hiding in the big country of Antigua. Puriayala? Ada that West Indies country, yes. So after finding all the cycle gaps in the banks, feasting his hunger to bankrupt himself and thereby the banks too, he is now enjoying his summer in the beaches of Caribbean. India is trying to bring him back to Indian court for trial, but just like his guru Mallya he too is smart and they are unable to bring him back. So out of desperation the Indian Gov has decided to stop West Indies players from entering IPL this time until Antigua hand over him. Epadi nama ooru alunga blackmail?

DMK workers to participate in International Biryani festival:

First they were hungry for votes, then hungry for power, then hungry for money but did you happen to know about their hunger for Biryani. Yes, for the first time in history, an Indian family….sorry, errr.. political party will be in attendance to participate for the International Annual Biryani festival. The recent footage of DMK workers boxing their way out to get an ounce of Biryani has gained them fame far and near. If they win, DMK leaders have promised one plate free Biryani instead of their usual promise of TV, cycle and nalla aatcchi. However there’s a catch22 situation here, before you are entitled for that biryani you have to box with that party worker. Official sponsors: Thalapakati, Amaravathi, Asif and Ambur Biryani.

RTO to adopt Kiki challenge along with 8:

Our straightforward RTO department have always known to be honest with a goal in mind. True, its been ages since they accept bribe, all they do is collect Flag Day fund for the soldiers, that’s why they give empty receipts too. Anyways, the glorious Kiki challenge is the trend these days, even actresses who are shown dumb in movies are taking up this challenge to prove their dumbness by violating the best possible safety measures. Number 8 has been the goal for obtaining license over so many years, now to keep it challenging and more viral, the RTO has adopted the Kiki challenge. So next time applying license will be tough as you will have to drive car and then dance too, so time to put on your dancing shoes.

Student scores 150/100 in Anna Univ:

As per rules if during evaluation, the marks go beyond 15 the evaluation is taken for another round to check if correct. But with Anna University now accepting bribes, an over enthusiastic student has scored a bizarre 150 out of 100 marks. The issue came into limelight after the student posted his marks on internet to show off. The student who worked hard on Whatsapp, Facebook, twitter and other irrelevant sites decided to not study and use the traditional standards of “Bribing the government employee”. So students studying day and night, you might use this technique instead of hard work, who knows you might end up becoming a Government Employee too.

Kollywood Wrap:

Two movies released this week, one movie just like its theme is forgettable, another is an actor/director who like every other star in Kollywood is trying to bring his son into stardom but sadly the kids go by palamozhi – “Police kara payan thirudan or Vathiyar pula makku”.