"Daaai, enaku ilatha enada antha MEATU, kudungada da saptu pakkuren"

"Gaaaptan, athu MEATU ila METOO… vaya vachikitu summmma irunga"

#METOO: Various people came forward with MeToo; some affected and some infected. Men are so victimized now, they were freely able to molest and pass sleazy comments with ease; even our heroes; now what will they do, apart from asking why you didn’t accuse me 15 years ago when they were unmarried without a license to abuse. So they have started raising important questions to women like “She’s wearing sleeveless, where is her character and why she’s roaming with a guy”. Anyways, so let’s look at some important personalities who are injected by this movement

Gurunathar  Nithyananda: He’s the biggest victim of #METOO, Who the heck kept camera in his bedroom?

Playboy – Trump: Dei, am 70 years old… why kept quiet when I was doing thirvalayadal and now asking!

Sri Reddy: I went because they said will give chance, which chance they never said. Please believe me, I am innocent like Mj Akbar and Diamond Muthu.

Rakhi Sawant: I am the source of #METOO, I only started it after I kissed a DJ on his cheeks and accused him of kissing on my lips. Start the marital thu… legal affairs from me.

Resort owners plan strike:

After Koovathur next it’s the turn of Kourtralam; the increasing trend of MLA’s needing a PUBLIC hideout has caused concerns to Resort owners. The head of resort owner – PS & Co has accused politicians of misusing resorts in the name of hideouts that is known to every single Journalist with a cellphone camera. So they have decided to strike against politicians by asking a blanket ban on politicians using resort. However, HC has overruled it as 90% of the resorts are owned by honorable politicians and their benamis.

Time to wake up Kollywood:

Kollywood is in its dream, yes otherwise how come line ah hit and that too good movies? Someone pinch Kollywood nicely in hand to see if its dream or truth. Don’t worry, as long as masala commercial movies are there in this century, we will never go short of bad movies. Coming soon ??

When CBI kept Suniyam for itself:

Oorla prechana na Nattamai kitta polam, Antha Noootttammaike prechana na where to go? Like that ho gaya, CBI ka problem. Its that Dog biting its own tail moment when CBI decides to keep suniyam for its own department. One of the leading advertisement companies of our country decided to ignore this news thinking it was a meme and did not meet their standards, but when they found out the reality it was like “Whaaat”! Who are they going to call Eye-witness for this case? Yes…. Its also CBI. True meaning of democracy resolved – For the CBi, To the CBI and by the CBI.

India vs Aala Vidungada:

India in its preparation for World Koppai 19 is playing against all mokkai teams in the world and trying to get itself into the habit of Winning. With only less than 20 games before the WC19, India has already played with the mighty Afghanistan, Bangladesh and the supreme champions Hong Kong where half of the team players are part time software engineers. Now they are playing with Aala Vidungada team who are here in the country by compulsion rather than interest. Naaaaice going Ravi Mesthri.