Do you want to know what the toddler Taimur Ali Khan calls his father Saif Ali Khan? He calls him 'Abba'. As reported by the media, this seems to be a watershed moment in the history of celeb lives in India.

A raft of jokes has been made out of this news item. "This is news? I call my tiffin box as 'Dabba'. Now publish this news," demanded one Vineeth Suresh.

"Breaking news: Taimur asks his Abba for toilet," said one Himanshu Raj. "Times got shocked Taimur calling Saif ABBA....Times channel was expecting him to call Saif....PITA SHRI," joked another Twitter user.

"Show Taimur one of Abba's film and he will start calling him 'dabba'," quipped another user, taking a dig at Saif's filmography.

"Saif and Karina don't have to maintain a scrapbook to store memories of their kid doing things. Media is doing it for them. FREE FREE FREE!" commented Meghnad.