So yet another year wasted, did you throw all the 2018 resolutions down the shredder? Well no, we all know only to vomit on social media. FB, google are smart enough to prompt us like “1 year ago..karthik took resolution to brink his waist size to 32. Normal human thane we all, we sleep at 12am, eat meat at 11pm, inhale government bus’s CO2 into our nose everyday and then develop Oru odambula oru crore vyathi”. But finally say the doctor did not diagnose correctly. Right vidunga, why social welfare topics, lets look at top 8 alaparaigal that caught Samiyar eye this year.

TN politics:

This year TN politics had lesser t20 drama, of course 2019 circus will be prime time with LS elections around. Until last election, people only knew DMK & ADMK... now next year we can conduct a memory game on how many parties are throwing in their hat to pull out the rabbit called PM.

CBI vs CBI , Asingam Vs Kevalam :

How to explain this, well take for instance the word – embarrassment; it means “Bangam, asingam” like that trouser falling down in school in front of girls moment or trying to send a love letter to your friend’s crush on behalf of him to get him nice beating only to find out that she accepted it; or even better example is when you try to search for the bike key all over the house – but it was in your hand all the while. Kaaaa thooo moment.

Karnataka election:

The Karnataka election was recently conferred for an award (best fake reality show) at Filmfare award ceremony. The fact that “a” party did not get majority yet elected their candidate as the CM garnered highest TRP ratings ever recorded. It surpassed OPS’s yoga stunt by 1000 views. Congrats to everyone involved in this feat.

Metoo :

My guru – Nithyananda Swamigal is probably the first victim of me,she,he,they TOO. He was minding his own business advising about facts and information that people already know, when suddenly a video surfaces on internet. Women and Gaaals – Do not try to mess with weirdos, they want you to carry a CCTV all along so that when you accuse, they can ask for proof. Oh by the way, even if you provide evidence the perverts are going to say “It wasn’t me”.

Statue of unity:

The most controversial spending this year came in form of “Statue of Unity”. There is a story behind this, and you won’t believe it if I said that Statue of Unity was inspired from Pulikesi 23. Remember the scene when Vadivelu decides to draw a muscular image of himself, so that future generations do not remember him as a weak pellow…. Athey than.

Farmers flight and plight:

This was the year when both ruling, and opposition parties decided farmers are nothing more than just a electoral joke. Our foreigner PM did not have time to sit and listen the plight of farmers as he was busy visiting weddings and functions. Opposition party on other hand did not want to improve agriculture but wanted to drill hole in economy by waiving off loans.

Police firing training camp at Thoothukudi:

Tamil Nadu police has introduced “ON-THE-JOB-TRAINING” for upcoming cops. It means that they don’t need to practice shooting in camps, instead they can open fire on people. Its exclusively sponsored by Sterlite corporation and TN Gov.

When twitter paithiyam met bigger paithiyam :

After #METOO, the biggest trend of this year was #TTT – Trump Tweeting from Toilet. This twitter paithiyam met his peer paithiyam – Kim Kong or King Kong whatever his name is. Both of these weirdos who carry nuclear weapon in their pant pocket shook their right hand whereas their left hand stayed inside the pocket - ready to press the button.

So that’s it folks, the year 2018 did not have two things – Rain and political stunts in TN, hopefully there is more to come in 2019.