Quote of the week:

 "Naan undu en vela undu nu irunthen… birthday gift nu yenda manatha vanguringa"  Sachin to Rohit after MI terrible loss.

Porn in Parliament 2.0:

Karnataka ministry is all but ready to introduce a ministry for porn. After two of its busiest ministers were caught watching porn in parliament 6 years back, the ministers were sent away on paid leave like Shah Rukh Khan in Chak De to brainstorm. Now after all these years the ministers are back right in time during the election and their manifesto is clear "Wherever porn, however porn, forever porn".

So the ministers if elected have sworn to bring a transparent ministry for porn which will have Sunny Leone as one of its open cabinet minister.

Vijaykanth, Arvind Kejriwal and Deadpool apply for DD captaincy:

In a sudden move, Delhi Daredevils captain Gautam Gambhir stepped down as captain following the team’s dismal performance. The move while has come as a shock for Delhi fans. Our Kollywood’s everPACHAI GAPPTTAAAAN Vijaykanth knowing that captaincy is up for grabs has applied for the post, he even insisted Vaiko for Vice captain but Vaiko knows only how to throw and not to catch. Next is the darling of Delhi – Arvind Kejriwal who was advised by his ZERO cabinet team to apply this post as he was anyways powerless as a CM. The last in the line to apply is our character Deadpool who thought "what the heck, apply pani parpom… vantha mazha… ilana.."

Kamal Joins CSK:

Its good times for Chennai Super Kings even as one of Kollywood's initial Jallikattu thozhar Kamal Hassan joined CSK. What, when, where, why, how…. I know you all have many questions. The actor who has been busy promoting Vishwaroopam getup, revealed this in his party YouTube channel. He is seen showing his support for WHISTLE which is also CSK's emblem. All his party members started tweeting as #kamalwhistlepodu which went on to become a nationwide trend. Rajini fans are now waiting to see how their Thalaivar will counter this, even as the actor is busy discussing party work in US.

God promise vote enaku than:

Patturaju engira naan…… This respected, educated, knowledgeable politician is the talk of the little town of Pandavapura. After giving away freebies, cash for vote, Anda, gunda, tumbler, and all patthu patharam in the name of winning vote bank, this party chief decided people still vote for someone else and devised a marvelous plan. He and his cabinet allakais arranged a van for women from the village to embark on a spiritual journey to Tirupati free of cost. But once they reach there, they are made to do "God Promise" in front of Mr. Balaji to ensure they vote for none other than PATTURRAJU. Meme creators are in dilemma as they don’t know how to troll this bright mind who will soon become an MLA.

Kollywood wrap:

Not sure if this Thanos villain from Avengers is giving a hard time to all superheroes, but he is certainly giving a rough time to Tamil cinemas. Two Tamil movies released on Friday and it was released only in two theatres, with only two tickets sold and soon maybe it might also be removed from the screens in two days. Hopefully the BO of these two movies earns more than two lakhs.