Quote of the week:

"Nee oru Demonetization Puli, GST Puli, RSS puli, Corporate Puli, AIDMK.. chi BJP puli, Fitness Puli…kadaisila Meme Puli"

Petrol/Diesel price drops by 1 paise:

Last week the Government finally put on its hearing aid machine. Our Government usually has two major diseases – Selective amnesia and hearing problems. Usually pavapatta makkal keep polambifying regarding high petrol prices. With the ruling government already putting all oil industries in their front, rear, side and inner pockets; a common man’s voice usually is heard like a distorted BSNL line. But in a sudden change of heart, thanks to a brilliant hearing aid machine, the Government heard the aam admi admi’s cry for high oil prices. So they decided to do the unthinkable, reduce the petrol/diesel price, and by a huge margin – 1 paise last week, this has bought unprecedented success and helped the ordinary citizen to fill up his tank with his wallet that is already full of holes. Even the opposition parties who are referred to as “Chillarai” are hitting the table with their head in parliament with acceptance.

Nuclear Love story:

Kim : Hey Dump, how you doin pal?

Trump : Am ok Kim… now wait, what did you call me?

Kim : Trump.. Trump matum than Mr. Dump.

Trump : Athane parthen. So seems Indian PM ji has taken up #fitnesschallenge, shall we also take it up?

Kim : First you take #notwitterchallenge then we will see about fitness.

Trump: True, by the time you turn fit, I might as well die.

Kim : You will die only by my nuke.

Trump : I will die just because of tweeting from toilet. Peace brother, Let WHITE peace prevail.

Modi acknowledges Ramar's "Athadi Ena Odumbi" :

Our PM has done various fitness schemes. It started with Demonetization when he asked citizens to shed calories by queuing up in the bank, then by linking Aadhaar with everything from your milk card to your old library card, he made you walk several times to Gov office. Then GST helped with neck and eye exercises; making us watch that small GST words in bill & receipts. Finally lot of KenathukulaKasu (Welfare) industrialization valarchi schemes that made people protest at least 364 out of 365 days, shedding 5000 calories in a day (forget abt the intake). So now with all these fitness programs, he happened to see Vijay TV Ramar’s “Athadi Ena Odumbi” challenge and seem to have taken it up posting a video. That video was made with an intention to ensure the dry meme creators kept their creativity on high. Now PM has nominated our always fitbit star – Vijaykanth, all contestants of BIGBOSS as they are confined to a house, and lastly HeadDisappearer ( thalaimaraivana) Sve Sekhar, as he has put on lot of weight just staying indoors.

In search of the perfect Julie:

Big Boss without Julie is like DMK without thatha, Rajini without aanmigam, Modi without social media, Indiaglitz without Sarcastic samiyar. The producers of BigBoss are searching for a perfect replacement, considering options like sudden famous puyal Deepa and her husband, disappear ana Nanjil Sampath, Thanthi special Pandey and finally if nothing works out her highness Julie itself.