Quote of the week:

"Amma, naan padichi periya police aga poren …"

"Antha thodapakatta enga……."

An eventful week, A government that gives atlas bicycles to catch crooks and robbers gave the green light to use SNIPERs and gun down some of the most difficult people to find; you guessed it right - The same people who sat 100 days in the front for protest. Yenda kupta they itself would have surrendered and then come out again for protest peacefully, nala seiringada arasiyal.

Royal wedding:

I remember my 4th wedding, it was nice unlike my 2nd and 3rd , where the ex-girlfriends barged into the reception creating ruckus, but I blackmailed them with some old memories and sent them out. Anyways nama oorla wedding na oru sandai, oru mattai, rendu perusunga polambal and lastly mama karan payan evanachi vaya vachikitu suma iruka matan. This sums up wedding in a nutshell, but antha UK la royaaaal family oru wedding nadathunanga, it was not just a wedding but the cost of Greece’s annual GDP or maybe Tamil Nadu’s monthly TASMAC revenue. Namaku sombu kuda kedaikala but these Kohinoor guys …… seri rightu!

Reason behind increasing petrol charges:

Our Samiyar think tank has found out some of the major reasons for the continuous petrol price hikes in our Acche Din India.

1.The target price is Rs.100 so that customers need not worry about change.

2.Our ulagam sutrum valiban is angry with oil supplying middle east countries as the NRI’s and ministers there don’t invite him to deliver Key note address like in the west.

3.Indian Oil companies are bankrupt and the owners are all poor, they use only cycle. So price hike will make all other middle class bonda eating fellows to use cycle.

Walmart proposes to Flipkart:

Remember this movie Boss Engira Baskiran when Jeeva does a small cameo? He says a line about Nayanthara “ Machi, theruvala oru figure irunthichina kandipa naalu pasanga suthuvnga” Like that, Flipkart was the super figure of our country for a while and no wonder big dudes like Amazon and Walmart kept pursuing. But when Amazon started advertising in Raj TV, Jaya TV his standard went low and Walmart dirty pellow took this opportunity to his right hand. Kneeling on one leg, with big fat cheque on his right hand and desperation in his left hand; Walmart proposed and Flipkart accepted. And hence the love story of American economy took over our Indian greed. Nama oor karan valarave matan.

Modi accepts Virat Kohli's challenge:

With only 4 more states left, our Prime Minister is looking for challenges to prove his strength. So with no open challenges Modi has accepted Virat’s dare. But poor Mr. PM thought the challenge was to roam the unexplored countries in the world, sadly it was not the case. The challenge was to post a video of fitness and now the BJP think tank is consulting with size zero consultant Amit Shah and their Patanjali thatha – Baba Ramdev to get the PM wrestle into fitness. So the solution is simple, with fuel prices going sky high, our PM will walk to his office daily to show his fitness craze and also become an AAAM AAADMI.