The beginning of Scorching Summer:

Yaaruya antha Stephen Hawking, enake avara pakanum pola iruku:

We don’t even remember our Physics vathiyar, but suddenly everyone is talking about this pellow Stephen Hawking. Ada yaru pa ivaru? Is he that fellow in 24 movie; no no that guy is Durai Singam part 21. Stephen Hawking is the guy who discovered Black Hole, revolutionized theories on particles of matter. Namelam Thermocol Raja period la irukom and you are talking about Black Hole! Anyways the world went berserk after his death, just like Periyar suddenly became famous; people started talking about Hawking and his inspiration to the society. Finally some good talk instead of the usual trash talk.

Enge Selum intha Himalayaaaas:

Aaah Ooona ivar Himalayas poidraru. Yes he is the superstar of our country, the man who decided to start doing wicket keeping for TN politics at the age of 67, the very man whose "thala suthified" when someone pointed a mike at him. Ok, so you know who! What is there in Himalayas that he is going back and back even after announcing political entry? Ah, you don't know? He is going in search of that 7 mantras that he got through penance in Baba movie. FYI this is Baba movie in live action, wait for the Sakthi Kodu song please.

Former James Bond and Pan Masala:

He might have been the best of "Her Majesty's secret service", being able to snoop around the most powerful people in the world finding out their dirty secrets even when an army of bad guys chased him to the gutter. But Pierce Brosnan was duped by none other than Pan Masala. Apparently the 007 agent was deceived by convincing that eating Pan Masala will give you an extra edge with the ladies; our Mr.Bond whose profession demands to be a playboy decided to endorse the brand immediately as the world is in need of many playboys. Even a basic search of Google would have given information about the ingredients in Pan Masala, ivar elam Bond, James Bond aaam. No he is Bonda, Jalabula Bonda.

Aadhaar extension:

The only thing I still didn’t link with Aadhaar is my small houses, ada I meant my property tax and house details. These days its easy for various government service providers to say NO; few days back a Government hospital denied to admit a pregnant woman for the lack of Aadhaar. If there is a battle between Thoppul Kudi Vs Aadhaar then hands down digital finger print technology will win. Who knows there might be a tie up with Yamadharmaraja soon, you can’t die if you don’t have Aadhaar. Anyways the reason why SC delayed Aadhaar deadline of March31 is because the Aadhaar agency did not have a UID themselves.

Kollywood Leave Letter:

Respected TN audience,

As I am suffering from Strike mode, request you to grant me indefinite leave to prove my over action mode. During this absence I will be away from marketing mode; will not release first letter of the movie title, no 7 day success meet, no midnight raaakoozhi FDFS releases, no teaser of the motion poster, no trailer of the teaser’s motion poster, No Count downs - "four hundred hours more" for the preview  of the single release . No tweet announcement, about  the Time for the announcement of the, audio launch date announcement date , of the movie. (Puritha - read again its the latest trend in twitter) . But I can guarantee the students a peaceful exam, less time spent on social media, house wives spending more time on TV serial killers. Please accept this commonsense period, we promise we will be back with more nonsense during summer.