Joke of the week:

What's the similarity between Pregnancy and an employee on the bench?

Enjoy your time now, once you have a baby/project… then its sleepless nights.

Rape Capital:

Chennai is ferociously fighting with Delhi to become the rape capital of India. With India being awarded as the most unsafe place for women, Chennai is in the race to supply its monthly quota of abuses, rape and harassment. An 11 year old was recently raped by 17 virgin men, who are in the run for this year’s “Aripu edutha asaangal” award. With this Chennai will not have to worry about next two month’s quota. The virgin men have dedicated this rape to various porn stars who are making biopics by justifying their act like Sunny Leone and other self gilma actresses like Poonam Pandey.

Hundred rupee Triangular Love story:

Indians can now fall in love again, since demonetization they seem to fall in love often. First with 500, 2000, 200, 50, 10 and now get ready to fall in love with the most used girl - Rs.100. New Rs100 are being rolled out, but it doesn’t mean that your old 100 will go to Vijay Mallya/Modi’s mamiyar kadai - BANKS. You are privileged to have old and new, like having a girlfriend while still wife is around right? Cheap mind y'all got!!!

Sri Reddy unable to boil Toor Dal :

Actress Sri Reddy is certainly the best candidate for this year's Oscar, wait athu vera ooru; so yes Vijay awards than closest . Anyways the actress who wanted to boil paruppu in Tollywood did not get good response for her nudity act. Now has turned to Kollywood with several allegations. Paruppu vegadha antha amma next ena stunt seiyumo pavam.

Rahul Gandhi dedicates his hug to Vasool Raja:

After watching Vasool Raja MBBS in Tamil Rockers Thirrutu VCD, Rahul Gandhi who is better known as Pappu came back to the parliament as Pappu2.0 with a stronger energy vibe. The prodigal son who is known for his extensive Wikipedia knowledge went full on lashing attacks on the demonetization political party. But after senjifying for 30 minutes, suddenly he remembered that if at all, thappi thavari, by a medical miracle congress comes to power next time, opposite la Mr.Aeroplane mode will be sitting and will accuse 2x times. So he went over and gave a quick kattipudi vaythiyam to Modi. Then after all this drama he ran back to his seat and then winked at the newly joined MLA. Let the meme games begin said the speaker after this act of abbbection.

Google recruits H.Raja Admin and posts Trump as Idiot:

Of course, he is probably the most wanted employee on Naukri, Monster and other job sites H.Raja’s admin, vera yaru? The man was offered an undisclosed salary by search engine giant “Google”. As soon as he joined the prankster altered the algorithm for the google search “idiot”, so every time you search "Idiot" the image that appears immediately is Immigration officer Donald Trump. As soon as this happened, Google immediately sacked him but the damage is already done.