Quote of the week: Singles : Mama, where is momo . Committed On the way machi, just ordered in Swiggy.

What is Freedom in Independence Day:

Ok Independence Day reminds us of various things; starting from the 3 hour live parade telecast, special programs of actresses talking about their gossip and finishing off the interview with Happy Independence day, chocolates after flag hoisting, changing your FB, Whatsapp, Twitter DP with patriotism oozing pictures, abusing Sania Mirza for marrying a spin bowler who is in baaaakistan (like how our gaptain says), but wait last but not the least also ACTION KING ARJUN’S JAI HIND! But what does it mean for different people? Like;

Ruling Party Politician - Freedom of corruption.

Opp Party Politician - Freedom to plot schemas until next election

Sexual abuser - What to say dude, athan peirlaye iruke…

Feminist - Freedom to accuse anyone.

Corporate - Freedom to sell rubbish in the name of packed quality.

Journalist - Inflate and report for now, let the victim worry about the consequences.

Samiyar like me - Its Black, its white… its yeah yeah yeah!

RTI - No freedom, mudikitu talk about cinema and cricket.

Well I could go on as its my freedom to put blade to your ears.

Rupee Vs Dollar Vs Petrol:

Tamil film industry will soon be making a triangular love story involving Rupee, Dollar and Petrol. Petrol or otherwise known as Oil is the heroine of the story. She will determine who will win her heart, among various heroes in the play - Dollar, Yen, Pound, Euro and Rupee the final showdown is between Dollar and Rupee. Who wins and has the last laugh forms the rest of the plot. The first screenplay of the movie was written by Congress and now BJP will do the rest. While some might blame the first half for its slow screenplay when Rupee was low, the second half has been racy since BJP took chaaaaaaarge. Climax will be shot with heavy CGI and the producers (Indian Ruling party) are thinking about doing a sequel too.

Feminists angry as Singles abuse Momo:

Momo… not Mama. This word has been synonymous to two things; terror girl and meme creator’s heaven. Momo is apparently a girl who is looking for guys to take advantage. Wait is this is every girl’s agenda? Kandipa ila, So back to Momo, this Momo girl tried to befriend a guy and empty his pockets, phone and lungi. So all the committed fellows decided to save Singles and sent an army of Memes to tease Momo. Now feminist organizations are crying foul and angry on these men because Men are insulting a woman who is right in her own way. Wait who are these feminists? Ada antha ghoshtis who filed case on Simbu for “Ena pu* love panunga”, same people who say Sunny Leone should be respected for whatever she is and men have nothing to do but chase women.