Quote of the week:

Oruthanuku Local train la ye safety paka theriyalayam, ivanungaluku Bullet train venumam – Evano oruthan

Kalaignar not out:

Every once in a while Indians, in specific Tamilians need to be reminded of something, like for example

• What a politician promised to the people & what he promised to his party
• MGR is long dead.
• Tamil is our mother tongue
• MK is not out and ready to hold CM position again. So don’t believe in rumors.

Tamil Nadu Cop steals to find out the character of a thief:

Nama ooru police always unique, they do unexpected things at a time when everyone expect something else. Like the Jallikatu protest, everyone thought “Kaval thurai ungal Nanban” is becoming a dream come true; then they said naaah naah, avlo nalavanga ila. Then during Sterlite protest, the cops who have used guns only in Video games, in beach balloon bursting etc started shooting people, not even thieves. Now TN police were given the opportunity to see Batman Begins movie; in the movie Bruce Wayne a multi-millionaire does odd robbery and stealing jobs. Why? To understand the character of a thief. So as soon as the movie was done, “Kaval thurai” got into the groove and tried shoplifting. But sadly the public does not know this is something for greater good.

BJP's million dollar wisdom:

Our ruling party is known for giving valuable life hacks. First they ask the women who got raped to be more civil, dress up like a Muslim wearing a burka and if they do that they will say Muslims are Pakistanis. Ada enangada nu if you think, they get even better; recently one of the honorable lawmaker of the country has requested Hindu Men to have at least 5 kids to protect Hindutva. As if being a man in this rape ridden country was not shameful, now we have to deal with this. The same gentleman also compared Modi to Lord Ram; however he did not mention if this Lord Ram will go on Vanavasam or taking the country on vanavasam. Just when his Lollu sabha was about to be over, one more lawmaker said that BJP does not want to hug Rahul Gandhi because he is not married and same sex marriage section 377 is not in effect. Someone please tell them that hugging is not sex or marriage. If that is the case then India’s population will be 1000 crore.

When Mohini met Junga:

Mohini is Junga’s lover. They both met on a Friday, July 27, 2018. Yes the very same day Sunny Leone’s biopic was rated higher than 8 on IMDB. The very same day when political parties who thuppified upon each united to talk something good about Kalaignar. Its also the same day when one of the longest eclipse will be observed provoking each employee to quote an excuse and ask Work from home or leave to his manager. So All these situations led to Mohini breaking up with Junga ; yenda ethachi sambandam iruka nu ketingana… no nothing. Need a reason to say why both these movies bombed at BO, and here it is Anyways Mohini and Junga will be seen together in 96, apo parpom