Quote of the Week:

"Siruneerukum Neerukum difference theriyala, ivanga kita we are expecting CAUVERY water…. CARUMATHI panama iruntha seri" Makkal, Namakkal and Ilachavayan

Engineering colleges to launch BIOPIC courses:

Most of the engineering students are currently valichifying, I meant their beard and moustache for their 17th interview. Thanks to 3 idiots, Nanban and that tiny dose of common sense students are thinking bigger and not choosing B.E. So the engineering colleges under the careful supervision of celebrities and politicians have decided to launch a course on BIOPIC. The recent biopics on Sanjay Dutt,  Sunny Leone, Maya dolas,  Manya surve and Hazi Mastan, Mahaniti (Nadigayar Thilagam) and upcoming biopics on Singh and several other have paved way for a new idea. 4 years will cover the following

1st year – How to do fraud, boongu, booze, drugs, maybe porn, bribe, corruption & all that pithalatam.

2nd year – Find means for becoming a celebrity – movies & politics the best choice; but students are allowed to take their own inspiration. Crash course on how to become controversial and go viral.

3rd year – Extensive workshops on PR, courses on community service and social media management, hunt for suitable directors and script writers.

4th year – Practical sessions on sympathy creation, (feminism if Girl). Extensive script writing sessions on false propaganda, misleading and subject matter expert in Twitter, FB to prove innocence. Project work/Case study on short films to derail truth.

Politician beats Google Translator in World Translation/Interpretation Olympics:

Time to make India proud; our country’s politician after performing flawless translation has earned the gold medal in the recently concluded World Translation and Interpretation Olympics. The likes of Google, Yahoo and many more joined the competition, but H.Raja’s interpretation of Drip Irrigation to Urine Irrigation clearly won hearts and bladders from the crowd. Just a month back, India was awarded as the most unsafe country for women and now this, back to back accomplishments and now on a hatrick.

Its Coming Home:

England always have a thing for being foolish royally. They always get ahead of themselves and celebrate too early, just like the fact that they think that once both the princes get married they will be available for throne, but antha Elizabeth amma is stronger than our DMK supremo MK. Likewise before even the English football team entered the finals the fans started celebrating “its coming home” – meaning the world cup is coming home. But soon they realized that it is not “World Cup” , but namma paya pula than – Mr. Immigration officer Donald Trump. Thoppi Thoppi.

Kollywood wrap:

This week was eventful, usually all these movie reviewers who think that having a mike, SLR and a weird body language qualifies you to bash and thrash a movie. But giving them rest including people like me, CS Amudhan that Lollu Sabha parthu valantha payan has taken a full fledge spoof movie. Orutharayum vidla, virati virati… every single cycle gap available in Kollywood was utilized. All within 1 crore of budget pola, sema aalu ya ivar.