Quote of the week:

"IPL mudinchidichi, vera ena panalam…." Srini Mama

"Kya re, IPL finish ah…. Vengai mama political league open pana porom ele…dhil iruntha mothama vanga!" - Superstar

Train Parithabangal:

Our country's biggest, largest, enormous, nastiest and dirtiest system by all means is Railways… ha ha did you think I would say Politics? Athuku word oxford dictionary la kuda place ila. Railways has always been the system that would confuse everyone, on one hand whoever pays online ticket will be grilled for aadhaar, Identification, ticket checking and all details including his keep whereabouts the other hand is chaotic. Some trains will run for charity, you can't find TTR, security, clean washrooms, clean chairs ada… maybe train driver itself irukana ilayanu doubt than. The Railway ministry still trying how to clear their debts devised a plan to collect fee for passengers who travel with excess luggage. So henceforth, all you uncles and aunties plan your travel, book additional berth for luggage. Tatkal pathi pesalama, venam… lets have a separate topic.

IPL name change:

Sooner or later, the most obese board of India – BCCI is looking to change name of Indian Premier League to Indian Betting League. They have tried their best to keep betting away, but Mankatha Ajith and his friends from Bollywood are not ready to let it go. So verysoon Venkat Prabhu will directing a sequel to Mankatha with the revised title change.

Definition of Porattam/Protest :

Let's take a look at what does Protest mean to various political parties in our country.

That Demonetized Party: Mitro…. Protests are fringe, fridge, and Aunty social elements. Don't do hai.

Thatha Munetra Kalagam : Saidapet signal mariyal and cause traffic. That's all we know.

Ammave emathi munerum Kalagam : Please let us loot in peace, give some breathing space between protests.

4G/3G/2G/Aiyo yo G Party : Protest ah? Enga, epo… solaveee ila

Nama matum than thamizhar katchi : Makkale.. Poratathil Kaama Unarvu… sry, Ina Unarvu kaminga… not Ina Veri.

Makkal BigBoss Mandram : Police nanbargale, oru kurum padam podava??

Wunderbar Mamanar : Human = Life, Life = Live, Live = Hard, Hard = Protest, Protest = Graveyard. So hence proved, don’t protest.

Isskool pogala?:

This week all uncles who slept till 9am snoring will get their worst nightmares. All aunties who ordered pizza and burger for lunch without cooking will already be polambifying. Auto anna’s can start to feel their pockets heavy, but guess why? Yeah, school re-opening mamu. Syllabus, Assembly, Home Work, class room, teacher and all that heavy weight Lorries on the kids head will start from June 4. Puleez antha pacchha manna veetlayum kolathinga pa!