Enjoy the last bit of crisp weather, after March you will google search where the free units offered by government vanished because your AC will bite the current bill like how Simbu bit Nayanthara in Vallavan. This week also the Sridevi death gave many reasons to all on why not to believe everything a journalist or news media says, better to adopt the three monkey rule. Also in this week’s news is the high demand for Thermocol, ever since Sellur Raju floated thermocol for #savewater campaign; each year March 1 is celebrated as National Thermocol Day.  

Photosynthesis:

My Biology is very weak, well matter of fact not completely; am way too attentive during the reproductive classes. Botany used to bore me; plants, agriculture, farming all these why should we bother? After all even if you are into it, they will dig for some methane project and destroy it. Anyways even though me weak in subject, commonsense is always my best nanben. A plant needs water and sunlight. But recently the who’s of who from national and state party inaugurated planting of 70 lakh saplings during a convict’s birthday by planting a sapling inside an AC hall under the roof. VIP VIP than – I mean Veetlaye Ivanga Planting.

Torture after death - Pavam Mayilu:

However hard I try to be sarcastic, this just defies logic. A reporter in terms of trying his hand at enacting the death scene of Sridevi’s accidental drowning, actually jumped into the bathtub and reported his experience by measuring height, weight maybe his midnight masala dreams too. Journalism died along with Sridevi even as National media went crazy by speculating the cause of death, passing on educative messages on drinking in bathroom, Dubai Police investigation vs Indian cops style and so on.

Veerasamy Sequel :

Instead of the usual way to describe this snippet, let me rhyme it… oru aduku mozhi podalame. You can use whatever tune for this song/poem…

FB and twitter la you have seen my meme, Stop and see me rhyme, Politics la naan ipo second time,

Kamal & Rajini only has crazu, TR na full of maasu

LDMK is my party name, STR is my play boy's name, Veerasamy is back to fameee!

No, this is not veerasamy sequel, but TR’s reentry into political arena. Expect a sea load of memes, viral videos that will become more famous than Ransomware.

In other news:

If its holi time, Google, twitter is abuzz. Poonam Pandey's holi celebration is the most searched item in social media. Whether it is because of her childish dressing sense that invokes interest or the celebration is an open question.

Congress has again and again proved the saying Pasangala china vayasilayae rendu sathu sathuna olunga valaruvanga. Karthi Chidambaram, who was arrested recently had a list of demands right after he was arrested;

• Demands Business class for travelling to Jail. CBI denies as they themselves travel in train.
• Demands home cooked food, he claims Jail food can change his 6 pack to 5.5.
• If not home food, he wants swiggy and zomato to deliver his lunch. Payment via Paytm or freecharge maybe in support of digital cash (he has plenty in his digital wallet).
• Finally he refuses to converse in English, suddenly that Tamil patriotism jumped from shirt. It didn’t come when he did all this money laundering you see.

Kollywood wrap:

Parents are thanking for the Producers strike from March 1 as it will help students concentrate on exams. Without much releases, viewers will have to stick to kaala teaser watching it over and over until someone finds six differences between Kabali and Kaala.