Sarcastic Samiyar : OPS, Kamal Party, Virat Kohli

  • IndiaGlitz, [Saturday,February 24 2018]

This week has been nothing interesting, no big announcements from Central Government apart from the usual trash talk between NDA and UPA. There was no honorable speeches from Joesph Pugazh, Trump did not threaten to nuke his North Korean amigo – Rocket Man. But down south it was eventful with Sandiyar.. thapu thapu apadi elam solakudathu, Ulaganayagan – ayyo should not say that word too, - Nammavar Kamal Hassan launched his party – not that Nadigar sangam dude, Politics politics…, MA Philosophy!

 

 

 

 

 

Irukku Aanna Illa:

Remember the SJ Suryah – Santhanam comedy in A.. Aaah, “ Onnu iruku, ana illa”, “Irruku aana vera mathiri”. Hilarious right? The ruling party has proved this comical phrase can be brought to life. Till now people had second thoughts if AIDMK is acting as a benami party to BJP; but OPS confirmed this after his second innings in meditation. Losing to NOTA, the national party is sure that it will lose even to Pandavar Ani (ada, that Vishal Film Factory goshti), so they decided to give a strong post to OPS ( new designation – deputy CM, varalarlye first… no wait, Stalin already crowned that once). OPS accepted that he took the post as per request of Modi (Nirav Modi…ha ha), now did he check with party cadres is the question. But then they are busy giving freebies in school and collecting it backstage, so please forgive their innocence.

Samsaram athu minsaram:

Like Vijay’s dialogue in a movie “ Na summave katu katu nu katuven, ivan vera katu katu nu solran”, Virat Kohli already used to smash the bowlers like our mothers used to hit us when we are caught seeing pallana channels; now after getting married the dude is his bat do the talking by hitting 550 runs in 6 innings. This is surely the power of marriage and the cricketer too has credited his wife for his score. So the moral is simple, next time your mother asks you to get married, please say yes. Not because you can become like Virat Kohli but you can also give free advice like I did and spoil someone’s life.

Party nala Party than:

Kamal Hassan rechristened himself with the title from 1990 movie – Nammavar. With most of the parties here rhyming with AIDMK, DMK, DMDK, LMDK, MDMK, in short they all abbreviate to the family of Mu Karunanidhi, sorry – Munnetra Kazhagam and the media were skeptical on how Kamal will find a new name for his party. Then he called his Delhi friend Kejriwal, not that pan shop owner; the 49 day Delhi CM and devised a party name – Makkal Neethi Maiam. Now that he has shot to fame, an IT raid is on its way anytime soon, hopefully Kamal takes one of the lesser known characters from Dasavatharam to escape.