Diwali Tips : Tip#1 : Be safe this Diwali, because if you are suffering from any burns from bursting crackers then you have two issues to deal ; the burns and then the time of bursting crackers. Wrong time la vedichhi matikathinga. Tip#2 : Too much Sweets can help your doctor buy a playstation. Tip#3: Diwali finish agara varaikum please postpone this #metoo, mudiyala.

Thalaivargal statue for whaaat:

What is the first thing that comes to your mind when I say “Thalaivargal Selai” ? For me it’s always a question of why the crow nasties on the head of the statue or to anyone standing beneath the statue. Well, at least the leaders of the bygone era have that privilege, what about the present age politicians? Probably humans will…. I mean garland, garland… only felicitate with flowers. So this week Robert Downing’s 183m statute, ah ah.. ok Iron Man – Sardar Patel’s statue was unveiled at a cost of 3000 crore. Only one request, please all you politicians who are building virtual statue of corruption inside your parties, please build one in your respective constituency; maybe when you don’t fulfil your promise we can come over and do what crows do.

Diwali Alaparaigal

When the clock strikes 7; Stop eating your neighbor’s sweet, it was already given to him by some one else; who knows it might be the same sweet you gave in a different box. Stop blaming god, after all you separated him by caste and class; maybe as per your principles he is busy helping a different caste or religion. Stop watching all serial artists shouting Happy Diwali in their neatly ironed rented dress, they probably recorded this event during Pongal. Why stop? Becaaaause if you keep doing all these, you might not be able to burst crackers later, the time slot by Government is very specific. Solratha soliyachi, aparam enaku theriyathu.

Gov to give 1 GB data for anyone found thirsty:

The NaMo Narayana Government has done the extraordinary thing – for anyone thirsty all you need is to recharge and buy data backs. 1 GB of data will be given to you instantly to quench your thirst. This exclusive scheme is present and possible only in India, scientists, experts and people who lost common sense over this are trying to interpret how this is possible. So here’s what you need to do when there is lack of water or feeling thirsty or gargle your unbrushed teeth; open Jio App-> Click I’m feeling thirsty->Buy 1 GB data and then enjoy unlimited internet. Still feeling thirsty, consult a good meme creator.