The Year ending week:

This week all Bank staff will be angry, why? Because they will say Year Ending la busy. Nama brain ku it will not understand as we only know December 31 saraku. But many other news that will get your troll tongues busy are there, so fret not!

One more species bites the dust:

This week will be #SAVERHINO campaign, why? Because the last of WHITE MALE RHINO in SUDAN is dead and the world has gone mad as if they all know that such a species existed in the first place. Now the male being dead, the females will be subject to lab test with other rhinos for mating, this has irked many non-vegetarian animal lovers from the POTA, thu… PETA community.

World Water Day group to form Research team with Raju:

If you are someone who is irritated at your neighbor who switches on the motor and water keeps overflowing from the top while that fellow vanishes to drink bedi; then don’t worry. On the occasion of World Water Day, the officials from Thanila Gandam team will form alliance with top scientific leaders like Thermocol Raju, former Salem collector who thanked AMMA for rains in the region. The executive team have come up with a plan to save water by innovative plans like allocating fund every 5 years for cooum river cleanup, ( ada election comes once in 5 years). They are also inviting research teams from various political parties, currently they are camped at golden bay resort for brainstorming innovative ideas.

Rest of the ulagam news:

Elsewhere R&D teams are spending billions of money on luxury, if you have a question on what is luxury, let me answer like Kaththi Vijay Idly ke vakku ilathapo, Pizza credit card la sapita; athu than ma luxury. Ok so back to R&D, so when still people driving cars go on accident mode, UBER has tested a self-driving car which drove and killed a lady. These days drivers vachi driving itself risk, how can we rely self-driven car. BTW Salman Khan did not know self-driven car exists, else instead of framing the driver he would have blamed the range rover auto mechanism.

Elsewhere FB is being dragged to court for stealing data. While security experts are angry over FB, ithelam namaku enavo theriyatha mathiri. The day you spent a whole day looking for your childhood crush and finally you found out only to be engaged to your childhood uyir nanban you found out that data eavesdropping existed before social media. Anyways rumor has it that BJP is funding FB for election campaigns, this matter TTV ears la fallen, now he is opening account on FB, but sadly his Aadhaar card photo is old and he is still waiting for new ID.

When Vijay Cheated Dinesh Karthik:

Dinesh Karthik was furious with Vijay, how can he do things like this? Everyone knows that whatever Dinesh Karthik had, it instead went to Vijay. People said Vijay cheated on DK or whatever, but seems one thing is sure, DK did move on. People say it’s the conspiracy of Mama fellow Rohit Sharma. Actually bhakthas, am talking about Vijay Shankar who was sent up to bat before DK in the finals. If the dirty brain of yours started thinking of Murali Vijay and the alleged affair with DK’s first wife… NO! Read it all over again and you will understand how genuinely this is sarcastic.

Kollywood Wrap:

Partiality has a second name, ada namma ooru allunga, now third name -  TFPC. When all of the movie industry went on an indefinite strike to escape this heat, 4 movies got cozy with TFPC and decided to apply OD (On Duty) letter and shoot. This irked many foreign la shooting team who planned to shoot gilma songs with skimpy white girls in the background, they were angry that they had to redo all this over and started posting memes on TFPC. No other big releases to troll, theatre ku pona they are playing old Ramarajan movies.. so as of now waiting for IPL content.