The week of Mama:

Quote of the week :

Vaysanalum, un stylum, battingum apadiye iruku….  - Preity Zinta to Chris Gayle after his CENTURY!

Indian Protest League:

The CBI wing that dealt with Blackbuck case, Bofors, 2G and high profile cases that required minimum 20 years for investigation has been involved in digging out the big question. “Who were the protestors at IPL in Cheupauk”. Its been learnt by the authorities that the protestors actually belonged to rivals Rajasthan Royals who CSK will face in Pune on 20th. The BCCI chief who has readymade experience in cheating players, audience, channels and every living being on earth cleverly changed venue for CSK home matches. Tamil Politicians and filmstars who demanded protests for IPL match have decided not to protest for the release of film #MERCURY because it’s a silent film.

The rest of the IPL teams are now furious and are planning to invoke similar protests in Pune too. Tamil Politicians and filmstars who demanded protests for IPL match have decided not to protest for the release of film #MERCURY because it's a silent film.

Arya says he has rejected 1 lakh women:

Kollywood’s own hunk Arya and his live romance show is 2nd, 3rd and 4th on trending videos. The show which patronizes and respects women sentiments greatly by doing legal mama business has turned out to be a big hit. Supposed to choose his bride in the last round, he took a U turn and changed his decision. Arya rejected the final three contestants sending everyone in shock, when everyone asked the real reason behind his rejection; the actor secretly said that he has rejected 99,997 women and three more would make it 1 Lakh. So here you go, Enga Veetu Mapillai season 2 is ready other candidates in Kwood – Simbu, Vishal etc are raring to go.

Not harassment, just singing Chubby Cheek rhymes:

Our state's Guv is a friendly person, he is a fatherly character, infact we are all his grandchildren indeed. So what does a grandfather do? Usually giving free advice, asking us to put some extra sweet in plate while grandma not around etc right. But most importantly children love the rhymes and stories from grandparents. The grandparent here was actually telling all the kids a dream story of Niramala Devi thirvulayadal. When one of the kids asked a doubt in the story, he immediately switched to rhymes mode and started singing Chubby Cheeks. So affectionately he patted the girl child on her cheek for Chubby Cheek song but everyone told the grandparent had no rhyming talent. So what is your comment? Ivar nalavara ketavara?

2kg of memes says PM:

The PM is back to what he does best, Flying! After spending sometime in India he has left to his routine and in one of his stopovers he had a round table discussion with Non Returning Indians (NRI). Now here is the only place he takes already framed questions, as he never interacts with press or aam aadmi in India. So one guy asked “What is the secret of your stamina”. While everyone thought he would be getting yoga tips from Baba Ramdev, PM surprised by claiming that he reads 1 – 2 kg of memes that motivates and keeps his mental pressure and stamina on check. So meme creators, congratulations and keep the good work.

Kollywood wrap:

Finally movies elam release aga poguthu, so this summer all you uncles have your wallets ready. Kabali 2, chi sorry.. Kaala is soon to be released, but many got confused as they thought the actor will first release details on his party’s name, logo and rest of details. Right that can wait, elections are not in a month, so no rush. Its like that dialogue from Kumki movie with Thambi Ramiah. Konja naal kashtama irukum, oh apadiya.. aparam? Aparam pazhagi podium!