Bestu fraaandz Mallya and Arun:

Ponal Pogatum Poda song, Mallya paada , namma Arun Jaitley side la chorus join pannitar. That was all that happened, but this most educated congress has started to accuse that Arun Jaitley met Mallya and talked about exchanging $$$s, beers and some loans. Please dont accuse simply, Mallya uthamarrrrr.

Saridon Banned:

Vadivelu said that dialogue "Ithu thanada unga Takku" rather too soon. The government has banned Saridon, yes the same tablet that my mom used to take every week after seeing my progress card. The same tablet that directors used to take when handling mass heroes, the tablet that opposition parties gulps down, that same pain killing tablet that relieved people after standing in the queue during demonetization, its also the tablet that helped people when they visit government offices. Best fact here is the drug is banned after two decades, apo ivlo nala saptavanga nelama? ada ponga pa.

Where is Sani sitting:

When people come and ask about their future life, (josiyam) I take a good look at their forehead and decide. If forehead is suringified then work stress, if its plain then no stress, or scratches, then sema addi from wife. Similarly and not coincidentally imagine Parties asking me where crow is sitting for them in future (sani), then I can tell for AIDMK it is roaming freely in Bangalore for now and will come back in a year. For DMK it is technology, yes CCTV than. First they were hungry for Biryani, then they wanted to update status on FB/Twitter so they thrashed the mobile shop, now becoming mentally unstable they started kicking women. Next BJP ku they have many crows – Rajathi rajan and their own VAAAI (MOUTH), for MKM its Bigg boss, DMDK its captain’s moudhh…. I mean mouth, namma superstarku? Well we don’t know if he will start party yet, so loose la vidalam. Congressku it wont be singular, it will go in plural. Apo yaruku thanda future nala iruku nu if you ask… its students and youth, neenga thanada namma future!

Dear Heroines;

Please do more solo movies, it’s refreshing, non-vomiting, worthy, and finally biologically, chemically good for our brains & hearts. I saw U turn, slick thriller, then I imagined what if Samantha character was a hero… wait even better a Mass hero. Instead of an intern reporter, he would have been the best reporter in the world with a nose for mystery, the role of Aadhi would have been waste, and instead our herogaru would have solved everything by himself like democracy; for the hero, to the and by the hero. Mandatory duet song with a girl whom he would have met during one of his investigations or rather she would have. Finally he would have kicked the butt of the ghost rather than something logical to finish with.

Several good thing about heroines being lead characters; no need of an intro song with a flying action, absence of punch and kick dialogues, finally a lead protagonist who wont object to the director, she will not need a stupid boyfriend who is merely in the film to ogle, impress, stalk or even better sing a soup song. Please for god sakes Nayanthara, Kajal and Samantha do more...ivanga panrathelam sahigakala..