Its just one more week for the dreadful day for singles, the committed will not have so much fun either, at least in the states where Hindutva groups have their blood sugar high and go hunting for young blood. Speaking of young blood, those days “The Wall” troubled 159KMPH Rawalpindi express even as Shoaib ran from the boundary only to get blocked by solid defense, now donning the coach; Rahul Dravid brought home the U19WC, to put it like Tony Greig “Magnificent work, what a player”. 

Dhik Dhik moment:

The place was scattered with papers; Aadhaar Card, Smart Card, Ration Card, Gas card and every other proof Indian Government cooked up over the years along with other forms. With the clock chiming 6 am, the couple picked up their sleepy little one, even as he cried valiantly in search of his mushy toy. They reached the hostile place and waited for their turn. They keep talking to their sleepy 3 year old who was busy trying to chew his shoe lace. Finally the bell rang signaling our turn; a middle aged woman with thick spectacles came over and put forward a question “Right, Mary had a little _____? Option a) Dinosaur, b) Lamb, c) crocodile. Sweat broke down on me as I know my son had just seen Jurassic Park movie and he will say option a). Rest is history.

Feb 5th was observed as national Kids Kodumai Day as the application and interviews for PHD parents and obedient 2 year old kids begin. The above is one of the true stories from a successful DAV gopalapuram parent.

Mission Impossible 6 : Starring Jr. NTR and Mahesh Babu:

Namma Indians will get angry for two things; No leg piece in Kuska and other when you say something wrong about their hero. If you had seen MI6 trailer, it would left you in awe! If you had seen the comments section of Tom Cruise page; it would leave you heads scratching as the fans of Mahesh Babu and Jr. NTR broke into a cold troll war, here are some pictures of the comment battle.

Taj Mahal  Yaruthu ya?

"It's a Shiva temple” I hear someone say, “No it’s Shah Jahan’s best work” other guy says , I quietly say “It’s a Marble Bungalow which British used as hotel” , both of them turn around and watch me giving a dirty look. Ada yarutha iruntha ena, it is splendid, magnificent, no? The BJP UP ministry is eyeing to change Taj Mahal as Tej Mandir centered around Ram, looks like they are not happy with Ayodhya massacre and want more blood. Athuku easy way would be to become Non-Vegetarians, oh no Beef problem iruku.

Man Vasanai - story of sand:

Sand is the most pavam article. First the High court banned sand mining to prevent erosion, degradation of rivers and other chemical terms that you won’t understand. But when something good happens its brief in India, periya thala Supreme Court poked nose and said, “Go away HC, am banning your ban, so no Ban”. Sand Quarry back in legitimate kidnap business.

Kollywood Wrap:

Ever since Vishal or his Pandavar Ani took over Kollywood they have closely competed now functioning government to be in news be it good or bad. The southern cinema industry’s decision to ban new releases from March 1 is welcomed by parents as their kids can now concentrate on exams. With many new movies scheduled to release this Friday, the young couples are praying to their Ishta Deivam for the movies to fail at Box Office. Reason : So that corner seat in many theatres will be vacant and they can discuss World affairs at ease. Not far away, Bollywood is making movies inspiring from characters in south – Arunachalam, ada not Rajini movie; that inspiring Padman!

Bhaktha elam nala irungo, next week date panalam, chi meet panalam!