Quote of the Week:

"TN buses are fitted with latest technology like those of Benz, BMW" - Minister Vijaybhaskar

"AIDMK cars are fitted with latest technology like those of Benz, BMW" - Auto Correct mapillai

Messi and Ronaldo small talk at airport:

Both of these legendary players met each other at Moscow airport and started crying, here is a glimpse of their conversation

Messi : Maaapu, vachhitan ya aaaaapu….. we thought they are just French fries, but they turned out to be Potato Wedges.

Ronaldo : For you at least ok, you guys scored 3 goals. Engaluku Integer value kuda ila.

Messi : Apove Marodonna sonan… better sit at home and watch Bigg Boss. I only said Oviya ila this time, so pass nu.

Ronaldo : Ada, I was seeing for Yashika… then that Mahat fellow seems to have already corrected. Anyways now adutha plan ena machi.

Messi : What else, same drama. I will tell that resigning from captaincy, my followers will support.

Ronaldo: Cha great, if I say I am resigning, they will even reduce my notice period. Kelambu air varatum.

Messi : Ok, see you in 2022 FIFA world cup.

Ronaldo : Yenda, naan ooru poi seruvenane theriala. Pesama po!

Asuravatham:

Disclaimer: All stunts and acting performed in the movie are by retarded professionals. Please do not try this at home and you will get thrashed by your wife. The title might raise your interest quotient thinking it’s a sequel of Vijay TV’s Tamizh Kadavul Murugan or some zee tamil dubbed serial. No, its wrongly titled… it should have been “AudienceVatham”. Things that you can do instead of spending Rs165 for the ticket – Buy 3 kilo Toordal, Covering artificial ring for girlfriend, Jio 2 month talk time recharge, 1 ghee dosa and mini coffee at saravana bhavan or finally maybe

Naan Normal manithan - An imagination by H.Raja:

Recently entertainer - H.Raja said that he is ready to give up post and be a common man if Modi's remarks of 15lakhs was found out to be true. Lets imagine him as a common man, what will his roles & responsibilities be

1. Unable to Hire admins for his tweets, will have to post all controversial tweets himself and then like, retweet and share himself.
2. No more interviews, or media presence.. to be heard, he will now have to post something bad on his ex-home party – BJP.
3. Will join Sve.Sekhar for drama post, probably a character who stands in the back and does Jaing Jappu.
4. Will be removed from BJP’s annual frequent flyer membership program.