Quote of the Week:

Epadi da 481 runs vitinga, ithuku pesama engala antha stump eduthu kuthidungada .. Mcgrath, Warne, Brett lee

Fooduballu:

Till last week the only sport India knew was Cricket, thanks to Modi. Now without knowing right or wrong we will start blaming our supreme fitness leader at Delhi. I was referring to Lalit Modi the culprit who started IPL. Anyway, now starting from opposite house antharanga kitchen parkum Mama to that sports means cheer leaders nu nenaikira makkal, everybody are talking about football. Ask them any other players apart from Messi, Ronaldo and Neymar, they will immediately say John Abraham and Dhoni. Dear Argentina, don’t worry that you might not make it to next stage….. nanga 130 crore makkal and still don’t have a good team and instead we watch movies like Race 3, Irutu Arayil Muratu kuthu and venam, ithuku mela sona job poidum.

Stick Cricket Vs England /Australia:

By 2020 the ICC are preparing to hold an annual Cricket World Cup that will have players from Stick, Gully, book cricket too. After England’s 481 Vs Australia it was decided that cricket can no longer be confined to 22 yards, the scores have now come on par with the runs scored in Stick cricket and so the video game will be taken to international level.

What yoga means to:

Married Man: Early morning escape from wife.

Married Woman: Doing because neighbor, nathanar also does. Also going so that mamiyar can cook in mornings.

Girl: For whatsapp, Facebook, twitter and all other status update except

Boy: Yoga? Is it spell check for Yogibabu?

RSS: Brainwash, logicwash, saffron cloth wash and Patanjali marketing.

PM: Yoga is International Marketing day, time for a fitness video.

Rahul Gandhi: Yoga is a good man, BJP is making use of this man wrongly. I Condemn it.

Gaaptan DMDK : No talking, only aaannngggg body language.

Saamiyar: Of Course namma thalaivi – Shilpa Shetty.

Aadhaar behind Great Wall of China:

As per Government, the Aadhaar data is behind high walls and cannot be breached. But no one asked which wall. Seems it was the Great Wall of China after all. Last week a Chinese man was spotted in Bengal with an Aadhaar Card. So government’s claim as Aadhaar detail is secure is indeed true, they don’t rely on hackers to get in the system, antha systemeeeee hackers hand la than iruku.

Mouse budget la Space:

On one hand several crores are being spent for movies marketing, production, direction, and reviewing, converting black money…sorry unmaya soliten. And there on the other hand is Shakti Soundar Rajan making a space film from a serrupu string budget. Big production houses have now commenced an audit on their high budget movies to see if it was really worth it.