Lots happening over this week too much that my samiyar brain has rattled on what to write about. In world news Trump the racist white boy has agreed to meet his always fighting nathanar North Korean Kim. Down here in TN, we are still trying to understand why men kill women (Ashwini) in broad daylight, was Man created when Brahma went napping? Oh well he is a man too, how would he know!

March 8:

Hey, what is so special on March 8? Wait, is this not the day we all lose that tiny inch of self-respect? Ah, yes time to set whatsapp DP , Instagram profile pic, throw some fiery women empowerment quotes on FB, celebrate with ladies at office by cooking not to forget the rangooli competition. Now this is not all, celebrities like Deepika Padukone have a confused brain; they confuse women empowerment with Pre-Post marital sex. What about hardcore feminists? Well, to them men fall into two categories – One - their brothers, friends who are boys (boyfriends na artham maridum), dad; Two – male chauvinists. Now this word male chauvinist was explicitly created by feminists who think all a guy can do is rape, drink and abuse. So what do the MEN of the world think of March 8 – well they forward heavy duty forward messages but go back home to shout at their mom or wife. So still wondering day is March 8th 2018? It is Thursday.. pongada ponga!

POLICE :

Lets think of some good instances that Police have done for us recently, ada immediately don’t start me with Dheeran Adhigaram Ondru! Those are the only good cops around. First all why should a helmet be made mandatory, avan avan thalaiku avan avan podra kavasam athu. So as per law what Kamaraj the inspector did was not wrong at all. See Raja and Usha were riding the bike, Raja was not wearing helmet which is life threatening! To whom? To everyone in Trichy! He could have rallied his bike along with his pregnant wife like Speed movie bus ramming into every single shop and vehicle. So as a mark of goodwill, Inspector Kamaraj had to go on a high speed chase and kick Raja’s bike to avoid this end of world situation. So what, just that pregnant lady died; if kamraj did not kick it would have resulted in far more dire consequences. So you decide on which of the POLICE abbreviated letter that Kamaraj inspector stands!

Twitter Thollai:

Jack Dorsey is a happy man? Who is he? He is the man who Trump, H Raja, all our marketing gurus should be thanking Jack - Founder of Twitter. Those days press conferences, news debate were used for official statements; but now Twitter is. Mr. BJP spokesman tweeted on Periyar, we know what happened next. Periyar and his ideologies are what we see now as a fist/vote bank fight between DMK VS ADMK. But he was an old dude and people forgot him, thanks to Raja, all media without any content these days started playing graphs, timelines and history of Periyar. But wait, according to Raja it was not him; but the admin - It's like giving an excuse when you by mistake send a gilma joke to your family member or a girl and then samalichifying that it was not me, that culprit friend.

Kollywood wrap:

No releases means, people of south india have to sit and watch serials. With none of the south indian serials having any beautiful ladies, people have switched to Hindi Dubbed serials. So on end note is Vijay Devarakonda of Arjun reddy fame; in his attempt to impress tamil audiences, he came out on the most weird costume one could imagine. He has put ramraj veshti, denim shirt, cotton jibbas and some weird tennis shoes together in a mixie and seemed to have jumped in. The end product is the photo below!

One end note to all wannabe directors, heroes - Please stop making films that glorify stalking or songs that demean women! No sarcasm here..!