I can make animals speak in Tamil, Nithyananda’s shocking claim

The next time you ask Jimmy to fetch that newspaper and he gives a grumpy growl, don’t be sad. Swami Nithyananda seems to have been listening to your woes. Nithyananda will be accomplishing what we thought was possible only in animation movies. To make animals talk. 

Most of you know him only after the Ranjitha sex tape scandal. But from now on you’ll remember him differently. Yes in a recent video Nithyananda has promised to make cows, lions, tiger- in short, all animals to talk in Sanskrit and Tamil. Cows have a head start. They already know how to pronounce mother in Tamil. He also says how he will go on about doing it- superconscious breakthrough. 
 
But Nithyanada seems an ambitious man. He promises to develop a proper phonetic , linguistic- capable vocal chords for animals including monkeys, lions. Nithyananda also professes that he tested a software for this the previous day ‘casually’ and voila it has worked. According to him, we might expect this ‘tech’ to come out by next year. 

As a totally hypothetical and comical question, how do you think it would be if animals were able to talk? Start commenting!

Animals will also talk in future…..our desi guru scientist #Nityananda claims. Simply WOW!…. So we can talk to monkeys and cows in local language.#God are you Watching? pic.twitter.com/Pj9pwbJE2p

— dinesh akula (@dineshakula) September 18, 2018