Quote of the week: “Ithu DEMOCRACY ila, its DEMOcrazy, no wait… this is NAMOcrazy”…. Rest of India!                             

Harvard to do a case study on Indian Politics:

One of the most prestigious institute in the world – Harvard has plans to work with Indian Government in studying one of the most corrupted… sorry typo … complicated diverse politics of the modern world. Indian politics of late is running away from democracy, similar to how Senthil – Goundamani; remember that line “Kalla kanda naya kanam, naya kanda kalla kanam”. Now Harvard is trying to understand how a country that is so different even between two cities like “Enunga” by Kovai Sarala and “1 million times Ellaaai” in Tirunelveli end up vomiting democracy in the gutter. They have appointed Rahul Gandhi, Vishal Film Factory and former LOUDS NOW Editor Arnab Goswami as business partner for this initiative. The statistics and findings will be telecasted live in one of India’s most celebrated reality gilma show “Engita Mothathey”.                                                           

IPL atrocities:

The celebrities who opposed IPL are now tweeting about IPL and CSK wins, so it’s clear that deep down inside every one of them are a CSK veriyan. Bhajji’s tamil tweets are improving day by day, proving the fact that he has a better admin than H Raja, so sooner or later after IPL the Harbhajan’s twitter admin paper ah potutu will go to BJP IT wing. With playoffs coming up very soon, RCB fans and MI fans are praying desperately; RCB fans as usual play the sympathy card – Nala Team, Honest and straightforward captain and we have that “parithabamana ABD” please engala playoff kutitu ponga. MI will rely on luck as usual, not their own luck but will pray for the opposition to have bad luck. People are still for the most expensive bought player of this IPL 2018 – Vijay Mallya; he was sold to SBI for 9000crore but yet to make appearance.

Karnatakavil oru asingam:

Its like this, you remember the time when your class teacher used to distribute mark sheets to students. Even if you have failed by just one mark, the happy kid inside you pounces out on seeing your friend fail even more pathetically or if you have passed but your friend failed, then its ecstasy. Now our state elections are like this; just a year back Tamil Nadu mathiri oru asingam intha naatla nadakathu nu we thought, but Karnataka politics is making us look like pass mark. Ivanungale vote potukuvangalam, Ivanungule deposit vanguvangalam , ivanungale lose panuvangalam but still CM aiduvangalam. This is like college internals or practical’s – My staff used to say; mavane whatever you study, remember internal marks nama kaila.

Kollywood wrap:

Last week Vishal’s Irumbu Thirai took Kollywood and the film industry by a storm for its novel content. The digital diarrhea has always haunted the world and VFF have rightly shown the troublesome things it can cause. But simple ah oru question, ivlo solringa saaaaar, ungalala Tamil Rockers anana pudikamudiyalaya?