It's the battle of the beasts. No reviews. We’re just wondering out loud how a conversation between a Jawa and a Royal Enfield would be like…

RE: Ah, guess who it is…the shorty himself!

Jawa: Yeah, yeah. Shorty with a better ground clearance that is..:P

RE: Oh, looks like the comparisons have already begun. Please don’t get me started on my legendary legacy…

Jawa: A legacy which couldn’t solve the vibration issues yet? Haha. No thanks!

RE: Ahem, a legacy that has spread across the globe, nonetheless. Let’s talk size. I weigh in at a massive 192 kg. How about you?

Jawa: Sense over size, mate. Just at 179 kg I’m a lot more maneuverable. And given my saddle height, more people find me comfortable. No more tip toeing for some lady bikers as well!

RE: Don’t talk about ‘comfort’ with those straight seats you’ve got. You must be making a lot of butts sore! My rider and pillion seats are perfecto to the dot! That feel of being mounted on an

RE:… you can’t match that little fella.

Jawa: Maybe because, you were enjoying a non-competition phase until now. But now that I’ve arrived..don’t even get me started on Benelli Imperiale…

RE: But Royal Enfield will be Royal Enfield. The name itself…

Jawa: Oh please, can’t you stop boasting about yourself. Let’s talk real shit. Let’s talk power.

RE: 19.8 hp. 

Jawa: Are you serious! Hehe. At 350 cc, you’ve got only 19.8 hp?

RE: Yeah. So? What about you?

Jawa: 27 hp, my old man. That too with a 293cc engine! My torque’s 28 nm. Don’t say yours is less…

RE: …

Jawa: Oh my god, it’s less?

RE: Nope. It’s same as yours. But it doesn’t matter. I’ve got the ‘thump’.

Jawa: I’ve got the looks to flaunt it too… didn’t you notice my two silencers? Pretty cool, right? 

RE: Still, I’ve taught India how to ride…so many people go to Leh, Ladakh and other far corners exploring…

Jawa: My engine is liquid cooled unlike yours which is air cooled. And I make for a good city commute as well…

RE: I guess we can settle this only one way. With hands. I mean our ‘handle bars’.

Jawa: Cool. Mine are wider and gives more control, hehe.

The end.

That's it. Were we right? Which bike do you think is better and why? Type in your comments and let us know!